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[sholanda]

i have returned.
thanks so much for all the birthday wishes. you guys are awesome.

i got:
2 skirts
2 pairs of tights
1 long sleeve shirt
1 sweater
1 pair of lip service pants (HOT)
1 summer dress i couldn't resist
1 tablecloth
1 sweater for ijah

we saw jackass last night. it was good, but n ot as dropdead funny as i had hoped. i laughed the whole time, though, so what am i complaining about i guess. the only thing i couldn't take were the throwup scenes. seeing other people hurl is not kosher with me.


off road tattooing: they get into a hummer with henry rollins driving, drive offroad and have a tattoo artist make a go at steveos arm in the back while bouncing.

electrocution: pecs, faces, and nuts

toy car up the ass: inside a condom and up the ass. then off to the doctor to get xrays. "we partied pretty hard last night and i guess i passed out..."

baby crocodile bites johnny knoxville's nipple. (lucky crocodile)

guy saves up his shit to go crap in a hardware store display toilet. doesn't make it, shits in the car. eventually craps in the display toilet. funny.

golf cart demolition derby: self explanatory.
/end spoliers.


we got the pretty cool hotel. we watched cable and had chocolate in bed.

ijah wants me to say he wants a dollhouse and dolls for xmas.