for a good laugh

ok, i'm up way too late to be doing this in particular, but damn these hipmamas are funny.
so someone starts a thread called "theories on why steve stays home all day and talks to household objects". yep, about steve from blue's clues. it gets way out of hand (apparently most all the hipmamas want to fuck steve) and way funny, but the very best part is, on page 3 STEVE RESPONDS. it's unbelievable. my brush with fame. so read it if you dare.

viernes a treses

so it's friday the thirteenth. this is supposed to be a lucky day for me, since 13 is my lucky number.
today was the last day of school and it was a field trip to the arizona science museum. i always go on the field trips.on the way to phoenix, my car was overheating. those of you that know me know i was stranded in the desert with my 2 kids about a month ago with a defunct radiator. i had it fixed, but it starts overheating again today. so it's definitely the water pump, which was probably what fucked up my other radiator in the first place.
so i'm all discombobulated in the parking garage of the science center and trying to not stress out about my car. i decide to leave my purse under the seat while corralling the three kids i'm in charge of so as not to lose it in the science center. so then i lock the doors and close them.
locked the keys in the car.

so i borrow one of the teacher's cell phones, figure out where i am, and call aaa. they tell me sam is the only one covered so he has to call. bastards. but really, gratzie da dios por aaa. they came and met me while the kids were eating their lunches and popped the lock no problem (the advantages of having the most stolen car in the us). he also put water in the radiator.

so.

i am going to take it easy for the rest of the day.

and sleep with the chitlins.